1 (edited by jamesd74 15-01-11 11:02:22)

Topic: Misconceptions about the "Church of Guitar Lover"

We do not flog ourselves to repent, we employ professionally trained mistress to do it for us.

We do not endorses drug use, only class B, C and certain class A

We do not believe Jesus was crucified on cross, we believe he was crucified on a Fender Telecaster shaped structure. 

We do not ban old people whom can longer grow their hair long, we accept baldness.

We do read the bible, our version, "Guitar Playing For Dummies".

We do not sleep alone, we share our beds not with our partners but with our guitars.

Imagine if the words of Imagine ever came true.....

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Re: Misconceptions about the "Church of Guitar Lover"

Thats where the sign went of the drugs purchase room door from inside the church.


Please return it.

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It's in the post reverend, sorry I won't do it again,   default/roll
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5 (edited by jamesd74 16-01-11 23:36:26)

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Go play your guitar for 20 mins as penance, and you will be forgiven.

Mistress Pain wants to see you after church next Sunday for a flogging.

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Have done my 20min's practice reverend, what time should I be at church for my punishment?   default/tongue

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7 (edited by Mistress Pain 17-01-11 08:27:32)

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I want you at 11.00 o'clock, and this time try not to enjoy it alun.

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Mistress Pain wrote:

I want you at 11.00 o'clock, and this time try not to enjoy it alun.

I look forward to it, Whoop's Sorry, I meant to say "see you at 11, o'clock Miss"


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Updated Guitarist's Prayer.... default/roll


Our Father, Albert Collins,
who art thou guitarist of guitarist's
forgive me this day's practice,
and f*** them that practice against me,
for yours is the power, tone, and style,
forever and ever.

Let's Play The Blue's.....................


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I see the session with Mistress Pain has revitalised your belief.

Do you wish to see her again?

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jamesd74 wrote:

I see the session with Mistress Pain has revitalised your belief.

Do you wish to see her again?


NOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.....

Oh, "Ok then"   default/roll
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