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[alun]

Dear Olly,

I have never written to you before, but I really need your advice. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs; phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with 'the girls' a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, just some friends from work, you don't know them.

I try to stay awake and watch for her when she comes home, but I usually fall asleep.
Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just did not want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to finally check on her around midnight, I hid in the garage behind my Guitar case's so I could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from a night out with "the girls."
When she got out of the car she was buttoning up her blouse, which was open, and she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on.

It was at that moment, crouching behind my Guitars that I noticed a hairline crack where the neck meets the body on my Les Paul custom,

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the Guitar centre?

Signed...
Concerned Guitarist.

[jamesd74]

God that les Paul must be price less.

Are you all right?

If I can help let me know, I can't imagine how you are feeling; a hairline crack at the neck joint is a terrible thing to happen to a man.

You have all my symphony

[alun]

Thank you James, you don't know how much better that makes me feel.

[olly]

[i-watermelon john]

Hair line cracks are a good sign to trade the sweet baby in for a new one

[Apache]