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Misconceptions about the "Church of Guitar Lover"
Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2011 11:01 am
by jamesd74
We do not flog ourselves to repent, we employ professionally trained mistress to do it for us.
We do not endorses drug use, only class B, C and certain class A
We do not believe Jesus was crucified on cross, we believe he was crucified on a Fender Telecaster shaped structure.
We do not ban old people whom can longer grow their hair long, we accept baldness.
We do read the bible, our version, "Guitar Playing For Dummies".
We do not sleep alone, we share our beds not with our partners but with our guitars.
Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2011 9:41 pm
by alun
Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2011 10:04 pm
by jamesd74
Thats where the sign went of the drugs purchase room door from inside the church.
Please return it.
Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2011 10:20 pm
by alun
It's in the post reverend, sorry I won't do it again,
Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2011 11:16 pm
by jamesd74
Go play your guitar for 20 mins as penance, and you will be forgiven.
Mistress Pain wants to see you after church next Sunday for a flogging.
Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2011 7:57 am
by alun
Have done my 20min's practice reverend, what time should I be at church for my punishment?
Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2011 8:27 am
by Mistress Pain
I want you at 11.00 o'clock, and this time try not to enjoy it alun.
Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2011 8:49 am
by alun
Mistress Pain wrote:I want you at 11.00 o'clock, and this time try not to enjoy it alun.
I look forward to it, Whoop's Sorry, I meant to say "see you at 11, o'clock Miss"
Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 1:49 pm
by alun
Updated Guitarist's Prayer....
Our Father, Albert Collins,
who art thou guitarist of guitarist's
forgive me this day's practice,
and f*** them that practice against me,
for yours is the power, tone, and style,
forever and ever.
Let's Play The Blue's.....................
Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 8:37 am
by jamesd74
I see the session with Mistress Pain has revitalised your belief.
Do you wish to see her again?
Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 9:22 am
by alun
jamesd74 wrote:I see the session with Mistress Pain has revitalised your belief.
Do you wish to see her again?
NOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.....
Oh, "Ok then"
