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i wonder how many complaints we're going to get after xmas from all
the kids that have sat on santa's knee in the grottos . He'd better
watch his every move else he'll be getting struck off and his sledge confiscated
I'm sure one of them touched me up when i was a kid..and i definitely heard
him say to the girl before me " come sit on my knee little girl and let me show you
what your mummy's going to get for xmas "

ps its cyril smith first though

I never thought I sat on Santa's knee in 1978 my mums got the picture to prove it.....I can claim,,, he has got to have touched me up surly....

so no xmas presents next year ..all the xmas present fund will be spent paying out victims
of groping santa lookalikes..if we can get the human rights nobs to see sense we can get them all deported back to lapland

stick a red pompom hat on abu and piss him off as well..nobody will no he's not a santa

I love santa !