Topic: The Church of Guitar Lovers

This Sundays Service.

Start 10.00 am

Hyme 1098, page 45,  Highway To Hell

10.05 am

Serman by Ozzy Osborn on the benefits of drugs and song writing

10.30 am

Hyme 67
Our version of the classic hyme Come by are my lord, Give me a guitar my lord.

10.35

The quire girls will be modelling the latest in Gothic underwear

11.00 am

Hyme 5963

Hell aint a bad place to be.

11.05 Finish

Just to let all comers know I will be doing confession till 12.00 pm then I am to the pub.

Imagine if the words of Imagine ever came true.....

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After a number of complaints, holly communion this week will be a double vodka and 3 puffs on the joint of inspiration.

YOU HAPPY NOW.

Imagine if the words of Imagine ever came true.....

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jamesd74 wrote:

After a number of complaints, holly communion this week will be a double vodka and 3 puffs on the joint of inspiration.

YOU HAPPY NOW.

Ah Bless you my child!!

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May the spirit of Hendrix be with you.

Imagine if the words of Imagine ever came true.....

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I could never sing well in church  default/sad  kind of felt something was wrong. Is there a heaven or not.

my lyrics, my guitar and my imagination

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Faith, thats all you need.

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A burglar broke into a house one night.

    He shined his flashlight around,
    looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said,
    'Jesus knows you're here.'

    He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight
    off, and froze.

    When he heard nothing more, after a bit,

    he shook his head and continued.

    Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires,

    clear as a bell he heard 'Jesus is watching you.'

    Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking
    for the source of the voice.

    Finally, in the corner of the room,

    his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.






    'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot.

    'Yep', the parrot confessed, then squawked,

    'I'm just trying to warn you that he is watching you.'

    The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you ?'

    'Moses,' replied the bird.

    'Moses?' the burglar laughed.
    'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?'

    'The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus.'

     


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I didn't get where I am today,
by being somewhere else.

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May the spirit of Hendrix be with you.

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Good joke Alun - like it

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Olly wrote:

Good joke Alun - like it


Cheers Olly, I try my best,


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May the spirit of Hendrix be with you both.

Imagine if the words of Imagine ever came true.....

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I expect to see you all there tomorrow,

We are excepting debit and credits  cards now at the collection so don't forget to bring yours, minimum spend £5.00.

Imagine if the words of Imagine ever came true.....

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