Topic: Misconceptions about the "Church of Guitar Lover"
We do not flog ourselves to repent, we employ professionally trained mistress to do it for us.
We do not endorses drug use, only class B, C and certain class A
We do not believe Jesus was crucified on cross, we believe he was crucified on a Fender Telecaster shaped structure.
We do not ban old people whom can longer grow their hair long, we accept baldness.
We do read the bible, our version, "Guitar Playing For Dummies".
We do not sleep alone, we share our beds not with our partners but with our guitars.