Topic: santa's next
i wonder how many complaints we're going to get after xmas from all
the kids that have sat on santa's knee in the grottos . He'd better
watch his every move else he'll be getting struck off and his sledge confiscated
I'm sure one of them touched me up when i was a kid..and i definitely heard
him say to the girl before me " come sit on my knee little girl and let me show you
what your mummy's going to get for xmas "
ps its cyril smith first though