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Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 7:57 pm
by alun
Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2010 11:37 am
by alun
It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. The length of a penis is 3x the length of the thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster then a man's. Women blink 2x as much as men. We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand. The woman has read this entire text. The man is still looking at his thumb........

Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2010 11:33 pm
by mikeyBoab
Haha!
It takes 47 muscles to frown, but only four to extend your arm and bitch-slap the motherf**ker.
Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2010 12:13 am
by polyal
so thats why i can use my thumb as a cappo!
Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2010 9:13 am
by alun
polyal wrote:so thats why i can use my thumb as a cappo!
Capo? I use mine as a strap...

Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2010 2:31 pm
by jamesd74
I am in awe.
Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2010 3:18 pm
by alun
jamesd74 wrote:I am in awe.
Hi James, is that anywhere near Leeds?....

Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2010 5:51 pm
by jamesd74
Yes not far in fact.