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beer troubleshooting
Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2010 9:25 am
by alun
BEER TROUBLESHOOTING
SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet.
FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle.
ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward
ceiling.
Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2010 9:12 pm
by jamesd74
I did knot know that.
Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2010 9:56 pm
by alun
jamesd74 wrote:I did knot know that.
Bet you didn't know this either,
SYMPTOM: Your singing sounds distorted.
FAULT: The beer is too weak.
ACTION: Have more beer until your voice improves.
Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2010 11:11 pm
by jamesd74
WOW that why am tone death.
Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 8:50 am
by alun
SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights.
FAULT: You have fallen over backward.
ACTION: Have yourself leashed to bar.
SYMPTOM: Mouth contains cigarette butts.
FAULT: You have fallen forward.
ACTION: See above.
Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 1:30 am
by i-watermelon john
jamesd74 wrote:WOW that why am tone death.
me too
Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 7:02 pm
by alun
SYMPTOM: Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet.
FAULT: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of
face.
ACTION: Retire to restroom, practice in mirror.
Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 8:54 pm
by alun
SYMPTOM: Floor blurred.
FAULT: You are looking through bottom of empty glass.
ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer.......