451

(16 replies, posted in Guitar Techniques)

And have plastic surgery.

452

(16 replies, posted in Guitar Techniques)

Strange that Arthur, my mate who has played in many band says "bass players are always the best looking ones who get the girls"

I need to start playing bass...

453

(5 replies, posted in Guitars)

50s are fat necks......60s are not so fat necks...... Green mate I am green

454

(4 replies, posted in Everything Else)

I thought you go on about human rights there.

But lets be honest, Human rights act states a person should be free from torture. So why the f*** is the Euro vision song contest staged???

455

(10 replies, posted in Recording / Studio)

Has my bank been talking to you

456

(13 replies, posted in Guitars)

I seem to just see riffs and licks on line nothing elese.

457

(11 replies, posted in Guitar Techniques)

I thought guitarist blamed bum notes on the drummer??

458

(10 replies, posted in Recording / Studio)

I have  the nylon tights pop guard

polyal wrote:

use ebay and auction items....dont forget to log on

God I must be tired only just seen very funny

Haven't sold a turd but according to one looker I should be dead... They offered to do medical experiments on to me.

I told them I had them before and when the Doctors where unable to find a brain they paid me £2 and sent me on my way.

They have yet to reply.

461

(9 replies, posted in Your Recordings)

PM sent

462

(9 replies, posted in Your Recordings)

I can link u guitar rig 5 if you want??? I have A few more amps and a loads of new effects.

463

(9 replies, posted in Your Recordings)

How do you get that sound...

I could sell my shit?????

£30 a turd  Any offers.

465

(1 replies, posted in Your Recordings)

Again Glen a very nice song.

It would nice if you hung about a bit more. I am sure we could all learn something from you.

These are not the Wilkinson you find on ebay. These are the one he??? winds in is shop in south port. I have some Wilkinson WVC from his shop in the UK and they are shit hot.

I will put the ceramic pick ups in the Ibanez and post sound clips, later in the week, as I am waiting for some new string as a broke the top E tuning that bloody floating Trem... Arh default/mad  default/mad

It would be good to hear your thoughts on the Wilkinson as a former Ibanez man. 

And Iain don't go disappearing again its good to have you back.....

Yer pickups i hear yer...  I have some genuine Wilkinson Ceramic ones which may be just the ticket. 14.4 out-put Bridge and 6.6 neck.

Oh yes sir.

A daily diat from Yorkshire.

Breackfast, Bacon 88 slices, 45 Full fat Sausages, non of diet shit up here. 71 Deep fat fried eggs. Black pudding shallow fried in a pint of full fat lard. Beans deep fat fried not heated in a pan, yuk. 76 tins of full fat SPAM deep fried. No brown bread toast, fried bread 4 loafs. (come on the most important meal of the day)

Brunch 5 Big Mac meals Super size

Lunch 2 Donner Kebab. Prerable left over from night before and deep fried.

Tea 6 Large deep fried fish a montain of deep fried chips and a shallow fried salad

Super 1 bowl of Mueseli (Well you have to balance it out)

The con-censors seems to be Spam is great...

Sorry mate just bought a RG350. Ohh the joys of a floating trem default/mad  default/mad  default/mad  default/mad  default/mad  default/mad

bigiain wrote:

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No not that Rob Chapmam.  God I am sick of seeing him. Just a shit shredder. Yet Me and pal are on about going to see him and Phil X when they play Bradford in 3 weeks.

The Guitar lovely mate had a look at one of them with the gold top....

Spam was a food for the poor and was guven to poor familys during world war 2.

It was cheap to produce and full of crap. I for one say it good for you in a sandwhich with a fried egg.

Funny you should say that

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Have byou still got the Ibanez????

Nice to see you back Iain.