1,551

(25 replies, posted in General Chat)

alun wrote:
jamesd74 wrote:

The kids loved it, although getting all the sweets off them so

I could eat them.... default/roll

My kids would chase you round the house and chop you if you did that. OOOOOOO they are sweat.

1,552

(20 replies, posted in Guitars)

Where do put the oil?????

1,553

(7 replies, posted in Guitars)

I am thinking of having a Gibson ZACK WILYDE  mmmmmmmmmmm imported from china just to put on the wall in the hall.

1,554

(2 replies, posted in Guitar Tabs)

Gonna try that one.

1,555

(15 replies, posted in Music Theory)

Yes there is a new digital bill about to come into law in the UK. Which will give the power to your ISP to slow down your internet connection to a speed slower then dial up.

1,556

(25 replies, posted in General Chat)

The kids loved it, although getting all the sweets off them so they didn't eat them all in one session was hard.

1,557

(3 replies, posted in Teacher Resources)

I have a look and its interesting

1,558

(7 replies, posted in Introduce yourself)

Hello

1,559

(17 replies, posted in Politics & Economics)

He don't have as many as me, I got 4.

1,560

(143 replies, posted in Misc)

Come on 19 post in one day lets do it again.

1,561

(2 replies, posted in Bands)

I found my self last night talking to friend over the fact that he only listens to ACDC When Bon Scott was lead Singer. I had to stand up for Brian Johnson, I believe Johnson was there best lead singer and  believe that there major fame came after Bon Scott's death as  a result of what Brian Johnson brought to the band. Don't get me wrong the music were Bon  Scott is lead singer is great, its just there is much more up tempo growl to the songs Johnson sings which suits my ears better.

So I thought what do other people think.

I have provided to well known song for you to be the judge High way to Hell is Scot and  Thunder Struck is Johnson.

[youtube]/watch?v=q3GHiBP0bFU[/youtube]

[youtube]/watch?v=xOwZyxoZckc[/youtube]


Remember this is not which is the best song rather which singer brings the most.

1,562

(13 replies, posted in Misc)

If laying in bed continues try one of these.

http://www.wholesalemidwest.com/electric_prods.htm

It worked for me with my wife.


http://s4.postimage.org/rkFFS.jpg

1,563

(13 replies, posted in Misc)

Mate guess your not on cause your performing women's duty's in house. Stop this now or your wife will never do anything again. Before you know it, it will be:_
"go to shops"

"feed the baby"

"cook tea"

"toilet brush the loo"

"change the baby"

"the baby wont sleep you get up and take it for a walk and I don't care if its 2 in the morning i gave birth 7 seven months ago"

"vac the living room"


"make bottles"

"take the day off work and watch the baby"

"what do you mean your off to watch the football with your mates"

1,564

(143 replies, posted in Misc)

kids! ask my advise on them I have six of the sods

1,565

(143 replies, posted in Misc)

30 mins a day keeps the wife and kids away.

1,566

(143 replies, posted in Misc)

Hope so.

Just got to learn to play better.

1,567

(57 replies, posted in Misc)

You blink over 20,000,000 times a year.

1,568

(36 replies, posted in Misc)

An old man of ninety was sitting on a park bench crying. A policeman noticed
this and asked him why he was crying.

"Well," says the old fellow, "I just got married to a twenty-five year old
woman. Every morning she makes me a wonderful breakfast and then we make
love. In the afternoon she makes me a wonderful lunch and then we make love.
At dinner time she makes me a wonderful supper and then we make love."
The policeman looks at the old man and says, "You shouldn't be crying! You
should be the happiest man in the world!"

So the old man says, "I know! I'm crying because I don't remember where I
live!"

1,569

(143 replies, posted in Misc)

No just seemed obvious. I only got my first guitar 5 weeks ago. But keep um coming.

1,570

(143 replies, posted in Misc)

Well that's a tenth of the way there lets keep it going!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1,571

(143 replies, posted in Misc)

alun wrote:

Hey James, How do you make a drummers eyes light up? default/roll

Shine a torch in his ear ?

1,572

(143 replies, posted in Misc)

Well thank you.

1,573

(143 replies, posted in Misc)

Olly wrote:

So what is the next chord you would like to learn to play?

E and B in a hope to string together Back in Black.

1,574

(143 replies, posted in Misc)

alun wrote:
jamesd74 wrote:

Ask me any question or leave any comment and i will respond to it with all my wit and not very much knowledge.

Is it painful when you lock your nuts?  default/roll

Yes, I once had the pleasure, if your kinky like me, of a testicular torsion.   This is where your nut does a full 360 and the blood supply is cut off. I had to have this hairy male Doctor twist it back round. When he had done it felt what I can only describe as winning the lotto, not that I have ever won the lotto.

1,575

(143 replies, posted in Misc)

Olly wrote:

What is your favourite chord to play and what position on the fretboard do you play it?

I like G, I play in the good old fashioned way. Then I like C, I play that in the good old fashioned way. Then it D I play that with only two fingers missing one the bottom string out on the second fret. In fact I can only play D C G .