401

(25 replies, posted in Newbie Section)

alun wrote:

She is on her way tracking no.0123658963533254125478598655147856

Good Luck.

My parcel hasn't arrived yet, what about yours?.....  default/roll

402

(4 replies, posted in Newbie Section)

Nice to see a shop giving decent service... sad to say it appears to be a bit of a rare thing nowadays....  default/cool

403

(143 replies, posted in Misc)

jamesd74 wrote:

I now can't stop making reef knots, HELP.


You should knot have started this one off, It was obvious from the start you would end up tied in knots..     default/roll

404

(2 replies, posted in Misc)

jamesd74 wrote:

Wow my head is done in.



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405

(2 replies, posted in Misc)

10 Interesting Facts

   1. Leonardo da Vinci was able to draw with one hand while writing with the other.
   2. Marilyn Monroe had six toes on one foot.
   3. Anne Boleyn had six fingers on each hand.
   4. Mel Blanc [the voice of Bugs Bunny] was allergic to carrots.
   5. Pope John Paul the 2nd became a honorary Harlem Globetrotter in the year 2000.
   6. Neil Armstrong stepped on the moon with his left foot.
   7. The first owner of Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.
   8. The average person in their life time will eat 60,000 pounds of food, the weight of approximately six elephants.
   9. 25% of the bones in your body are in your feet.  Also, Your ribs move about five million times a year.
  10. Most of the dust particles in your house are dead skin.     default/roll

406

(57 replies, posted in Misc)

Some people consider the $1 bill unlucky because there are so many 13's on it: 13 stars, 13 stripes, 13 steps, 13 arrows and even an olive branch with 13 leaves on it.      default/roll
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407

(25 replies, posted in Newbie Section)

jamesd74 wrote:

She is on her way tracking no.0123658963533254125478598655147856

Good Luck.

 

Mine is also winging her way to you, Via, recorded delivery, enjoy...  default/roll

408

(57 replies, posted in Misc)

Limelight was how we lit the stage before electricity was invented. Basically, illumination was produced by heating blocks of lime until they glowed.    default/roll
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409

(25 replies, posted in Newbie Section)

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410

(25 replies, posted in Newbie Section)

jamesd74 wrote:

You do live in the south pole don't you.

Yes number 4 on the left, you can't miss it...    default/roll

411

(25 replies, posted in Newbie Section)

jamesd74 wrote:

Did i mention that mine nags alot.

Ahh, problem then,  default/hmm  I don't reckon you'd get on with mine, she never nags, it does my bloody head in,   default/roll

da32010 wrote:

not only the preachers who should think to find the truth and then tell us what we should do and believe, but also we have minds and we are sane enough to decide ,am I right

What are you on about?  default/mad
Do you play guitar, because I think you may not have noticed this is a guitarist's forum, at least thats how I see it, if I wanted preaching to I would go to church.    default/roll

413

(13 replies, posted in Everything Else)

And Jesus said unto Moses, come forth, come forth, But he came fifth and lost his beer money...   default/roll

414

(7 replies, posted in Politics & Economics)

Does that mean your Mum and Dad are my Mum and Dad Or, that.... My Mum and Dad, are your Mum and Dad?....  default/roll

415

(25 replies, posted in Newbie Section)

jamesd74 wrote:

No that would  stop all the fun. Are you part exing or not mine is gift wrapped and ready for posting.


O.K.  post yours and I'll post mine, Job done... default/tongue

416

(6 replies, posted in Introduce yourself)

Blimey..... Hi,      default/cool

417

(25 replies, posted in Newbie Section)

How did we get here? this all started with a sensible question,  from an innocent young man wanting to know what amp to buy,  default/cool   We should slap our own wrist's    default/roll




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418

(25 replies, posted in Newbie Section)

jamesd74 wrote:

Any chance of a part ex with mine?


Well that's a difficult one,  default/hmm  You see, sex is so good with my Lady, that the neighbour's have a cigarette after as well....  default/roll

419

(36 replies, posted in Misc)

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather ... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.    default/roll

420

(57 replies, posted in Misc)

Caligynephobia is a fear of beautiful women.    default/roll

421

(18 replies, posted in Your Recordings)

Cool   default/cool  sounds great,    default/smile

422

(36 replies, posted in Misc)

An old lady was speeding down the motorway while she was knitting.
A cop sees this and speeds up alongside her vehicle.  default/sad
"Pullover!" the cop says
"No!" the woman replied, "They're mittens!"   default/roll

423

(57 replies, posted in Misc)

"To prevent violence," it was at one time customary at certain phases of the moon to chain and flog inmates of England's notorious Bedlam Hospital.    default/roll

424

(25 replies, posted in Newbie Section)

jamesd74 wrote:

Can I have you Lady?

Well, after giving your request my very deepest consideration, I find myself having to say,  No.  default/roll

425

(25 replies, posted in Newbie Section)

No worry's, good luck.  default/smile