She is on her way tracking no.0123658963533254125478598655147856
Good Luck.
My parcel hasn't arrived yet, what about yours?..... 
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She is on her way tracking no.0123658963533254125478598655147856
Good Luck.
My parcel hasn't arrived yet, what about yours?..... 
Nice to see a shop giving decent service... sad to say it appears to be a bit of a rare thing nowadays.... 
I now can't stop making reef knots, HELP.
You should knot have started this one off, It was obvious from the start you would end up tied in knots.. 
10 Interesting Facts
1. Leonardo da Vinci was able to draw with one hand while writing with the other.
2. Marilyn Monroe had six toes on one foot.
3. Anne Boleyn had six fingers on each hand.
4. Mel Blanc [the voice of Bugs Bunny] was allergic to carrots.
5. Pope John Paul the 2nd became a honorary Harlem Globetrotter in the year 2000.
6. Neil Armstrong stepped on the moon with his left foot.
7. The first owner of Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.
8. The average person in their life time will eat 60,000 pounds of food, the weight of approximately six elephants.
9. 25% of the bones in your body are in your feet. Also, Your ribs move about five million times a year.
10. Most of the dust particles in your house are dead skin. 
She is on her way tracking no.0123658963533254125478598655147856
Good Luck.
Mine is also winging her way to you, Via, recorded delivery, enjoy... 
You do live in the south pole don't you.
Yes number 4 on the left, you can't miss it... 
Did i mention that mine nags alot.
Ahh, problem then,
I don't reckon you'd get on with mine, she never nags, it does my bloody head in, 
not only the preachers who should think to find the truth and then tell us what we should do and believe, but also we have minds and we are sane enough to decide ,am I right
What are you on about?
Do you play guitar, because I think you may not have noticed this is a guitarist's forum, at least thats how I see it, if I wanted preaching to I would go to church. 
And Jesus said unto Moses, come forth, come forth, But he came fifth and lost his beer money... 
Does that mean your Mum and Dad are my Mum and Dad Or, that.... My Mum and Dad, are your Mum and Dad?.... 
No that would stop all the fun. Are you part exing or not mine is gift wrapped and ready for posting.
O.K. post yours and I'll post mine, Job done... 
Blimey..... Hi, 
Any chance of a part ex with mine?
Well that's a difficult one,
You see, sex is so good with my Lady, that the neighbour's have a cigarette after as well.... 
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather ... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. 
Caligynephobia is a fear of beautiful women. 
Cool
sounds great, 
An old lady was speeding down the motorway while she was knitting.
A cop sees this and speeds up alongside her vehicle.
"Pullover!" the cop says
"No!" the woman replied, "They're mittens!" 
"To prevent violence," it was at one time customary at certain phases of the moon to chain and flog inmates of England's notorious Bedlam Hospital. 
Can I have you Lady?
Well, after giving your request my very deepest consideration, I find myself having to say, No. 
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