beer troubleshooting

alun · Post by **alun** » Tue Nov 09, 2010 9:25 am

BEER TROUBLESHOOTING

SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet.
FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle.
ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward
ceiling.

jamesd74 · Post by **jamesd74** » Tue Nov 09, 2010 9:12 pm

I did knot know that.

alun · Post by **alun** » Tue Nov 09, 2010 9:56 pm

jamesd74 wrote:I did knot know that.

Bet you didn't know this either,

SYMPTOM: Your singing sounds distorted.
FAULT: The beer is too weak.
ACTION: Have more beer until your voice improves.

jamesd74 · Post by **jamesd74** » Tue Nov 09, 2010 11:11 pm

WOW that why am tone death.

alun · Post by **alun** » Wed Nov 10, 2010 8:50 am

SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights.
FAULT: You have fallen over backward.
ACTION: Have yourself leashed to bar.

SYMPTOM: Mouth contains cigarette butts.
FAULT: You have fallen forward.
ACTION: See above.

i-watermelon john · Post by **i-watermelon john** » Thu Nov 11, 2010 1:30 am

jamesd74 wrote:WOW that why am tone death.

me too

alun · Post by **alun** » Thu Nov 11, 2010 7:02 pm

SYMPTOM: Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet.
FAULT: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of
face.
ACTION: Retire to restroom, practice in mirror.

alun · Post by **alun** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 8:54 pm

SYMPTOM: Floor blurred.
FAULT: You are looking through bottom of empty glass.
ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer.......