476

(5 replies, posted in Politics & Economics)

my favourite event is..erm............................                               ..                                                                                              erm                                          ........erm............................                               ..                                                                                                  erm                                          ........erm............................                               ..                                                                                              erm                                          ........erm............................                               ..                                                                                              erm                      erm............................                               ..                                                                                              erm                                          ........erm............................                               ..                                                                                              erm           erm............................                               ..                                                                                              erm                                          ........erm............................                               ..                                                                                              erm                                          ........  that one where they .....erm                                  ........                    ..............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................erm............................                               ..                                                                                              erm                                          ........erm............................                               ..                                                                                              erm                                          ........

477

(6 replies, posted in General Chat)

they cremated one of my mates this week who used to smoke 80 a day
they had to put a filter on the crem chimney

478

(2 replies, posted in Everything Else)

that is the point..   so why blame the perpetrators

jamesd74 wrote:

Lets wait and see how many politicians are  involved in such tax schemes...

we need something like this....things are a bit quiet since the expenses fiasco died down

479

(6 replies, posted in Guitars)

you JB....the first word being jammy

480

(2 replies, posted in Everything Else)

what on earth is all this shite about gary barlow and this tax thing
if he can save tax legally whats all this bullshit about morals

morals shouldn't be an issue..we get screwed right left and centre
with taxes..so finding a way to save a bit of dosh is all part and parcel of the system
if its a sham it should be made illegal....job done..if its not then i need to make some enquiries

go down the local boozer and ask
any bloke getting pissed on his gyro what he thinks about morals
and screwing the system ..then put your earplugs in

if the system can be screwed then it wants sorting out... dont blame the people exploiting it
blame the incompetence of the government for letting it happen

481

(6 replies, posted in General Chat)

after my mate had all his teeth out..he came out of the dentist and said " never again "

482

(4 replies, posted in Everything Else)

jamesd74 wrote:

Human rights act states a person should be free from torture

there you go ..when they're really needed ..not a murmur...they're probably all too busy
working out how to get abu qatada back up and running ready for his next attrocity

483

(10 replies, posted in Recording / Studio)

dont forget though.. you're supposed to sing into them ..not pull them over the top of your head
♪bob sha waddy ♪ waddy ♪

484

(4 replies, posted in Everything Else)

eurovision should be renamed 'war crimes the musical' ...it should go the same way as saddam gadaffi and bin...and not be able to be viewed on youtube unless you log on

485

(11 replies, posted in Guitar Techniques)

no you blame the drummer  for everything else esp ..if the drums aren't 50 times louder
than everything else ..then its a shit mix....

486

(10 replies, posted in Misc)

so what knob paid the asking price i wonder...its only worth that if you can sell it at
a profit...because nobodys' gonna get £16grands worth of sound out of it WALOB!

487

(11 replies, posted in Guitar Techniques)

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a 10000+ crowd
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engineer and said " can you turn it up a bit i cant here what i'm playing "( erm! )..the punters
didn't give a shit..he was brilliant..and everybody loved him
[youtube]/watch?v=d7UkbdOTHI8[/youtube]
everybody drops bum notes...if its in the studio do a retake..if its live, point at the bass player
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"that'll be the day" ?.....quiz for the under 30's...who played the original lick
on the 50's classic

use ebay and auction items....dont forget to log on

my mate used to have a diet like that ( but he wouldn't touch muesli )...when he went for this job on this farm..the farmer said
sorry i cant give you the job..but i'll give you £20quid a week for your shit

ps olley ...dont  delete  this just yet ( except original spam )
it might be a good debate for the pros and cons of spam

brilliant...........but it poses the question ...is olley censoring the posts just lately

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cant logically manifest itself )

493

(6 replies, posted in Your Recordings)

now that sounds like it might be true
ps how on earth did you get back from bradford

494

(6 replies, posted in Your Recordings)

jamesd74 wrote:

Poly your in Chinise folk law. How the f*** did you manage that?????

when i decided to emigrated to china in search of fame and fortune
i went into bradford station and asked them for a ticket to SHANG EYE
..the clerk said "sorry"..  first you will have to get to
Paris..then get a train to lyons then a bus to Liestenstein..you then
get a short flight to Slovenia ...make your way to Romania.get a train
through to Turkey.. then you byepass SYRIA IRAQ and IRAN and hitch
hike staight to TURKMENISTAN..from there you can get a freight train to
Kazakhstan...there you can get a bus straight to SHANGEYE ..job done.....anyway after working several years of  in a jersey factory ( i forgot my strat and didn't want to become famous with a chinese copy ) i decided to come back..so i went into SHANGEYE  station and asked this little chinaman for a train ticket  to Bradford,England in Europe please..he said  "BRADFORD NORTHERN or BRADFORD CENTRAL?"

495

(4 replies, posted in Everything Else)

looks like ireland's shot itself in the foot again

DONT BUY THESE JERSEYS THEY'RE COMPLETE UTTER CRAP

497

(6 replies, posted in Your Recordings)

GUTI wrote:

The polyclonal looked at the surrounding environment, and rolled his eye and said

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500

(3 replies, posted in Introduce yourself)

hi glenn...welcome to the forum