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I loosen looking nuts, set fine tuners to about the middle, tune with pegs which still doesn't get it right. Lock nuts the attempt to fine tune always starting with bottom E.

I can never get my guitar perfect the Floyd Rose trem bridge just wont tune right, apparently it is well known for this.

A man and his ever nagging wife went to Jerusalem on holiday, The wife passed away there. The undertaker said for £5000 we can ship the body to England. But for £150 we can bury her in this Holy Land. The man said I want the body shipped to England. The undertaker asked why do you want to pay £5000 when you can do it here for £150?
The man said, long time ago a person called Jesus Christ died here and was buried here. Three days later he rose from the dead. I don't want to take a chance.

There you go mate, well enough to slap you well enough to clean!!!!

Sneezing is a way that your body gets rid of bad things that are in your nose. These things might be bacteria, germs, and other things. You also sneeze when you smell pepper because your body does not like pepper!

    When you suddenly you see a bright light like the sun or a light bulb then you feel like you are going to sneeze. Most people feel like you do when you see the light. Actually 1 out of 3 people sneeze when they see the bright light. Those people are "Photic Sneezers." Photic really is another word for light. Photic sneezing is something that you get from one of your parents because it is something that runs in one side of your family.

Amen.

Just watched Bambi, the ending is a right laugh.

Well done mate, but don't let the wife fool you. Women can do the house work 1 hour after giving birth.

After having a go on my mates tele and strat it would have to be the tele by a long way.

Think I am off to go get a life now!

The Red Baron's real name was Manfred Von Richtofen.

Sawney Beane, his wife, 8 sons, 6 daughters, and 32 grandchildren were a family of cannibals that lived in the caves near Galloway, Scotland in the early 17th Century. Although the total number is not known, it is believed they claimed over 50 victims per year. The entire family was taken by an army detachment to Edinburgh and executed, apparently without trial.