The kids loved it, although getting all the sweets off them so
I could eat them.... 
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The kids loved it, although getting all the sweets off them so
I could eat them.... 
It seems most people around here have achieved the "guitar hero" status so shall I make some more and if so, what should they be and how many posts should you have to make to achieve that status?
Guitar God.....
1001 posts.......... 
My acoustic is called Boomer, 
Well spotted looks like a good site. 
Well my all time favourite band's are, Pink Floyd, Queen, The Rolling Stones, Talking Heads, etc, 
old couple sat in church. during service wife whispers,i just done a silent fart, what should i do ?
hubby says put a bloody battery in your hearing aid !!!! 
30 mins a day keeps the wife and kids away.
Good on you, my youngest son is 32, and I still can't keep him away no matter how hard I try 
Practice practice practice, and just enjoy it. 
.Never Lose Your Grandson!
My small grandson got lost in the new Liverpool One shopping centre the other day.
He approached a uniformed security guard and said, "I've lost my granddad!"
The guard asked, "What's his name?"
"Granddad."
The guard smiled, then asked: "What's he like?"
The little tyke hesitated for a moment and then replied:
"Brown Ale, and women with big tits." 
I only got my first guitar 5 weeks ago.
Cool, your in for a lifetime of pleasure, enjoy. 
Beards are the fastest growing hairs on the human body. If the average man never trimmed his beard, it would grow to nearly 30 feet long in his lifetime. 
You've got friends who are drummers then, 
Hey James, How do you make a drummers eyes light up? 
Ask me any question or leave any comment and i will respond to it with all my wit and not very much knowledge.
Is it painful when you lock your nuts? 
Scientists have revealed today that they have found a new
drug for depressed lesbians.. It's called Trydixagain. 
I have a 1970's Laney all valve head, into a 1961 Marshall 2x12 cab, which is brilliant for clean, and almost impossible to overdrive, also a Session Duette which is very nice for a solid state amp, But my favourite at the moment is the new Fender Mustang 2, modeling amp's aren't that popular it seems, but I think this is cool, especially the twin reverb, and 60's Marshall sounds, I'm loving it. 
What do you call a pig with six eyes?
A piiiiiig. 
In the 22nd century, how many guitar players will you need to replace a light source?
Five. One to actually do it, and four to reminisce about how much better the old tubes were. 
But did you know, if your nose run's, and your feet smell, you are built upside down. 
I'm just giving some answers , are you afraid to think or use your mind to decide where is the truth ?
What guitar do you play?
What strings do you use? make and gauge,
I use, D'Addario XL nickel super light gauge, in 9-42s on my electrics. And Roto Sound, super bronze contact core, in extra light, 10-50s on my acoustic, (these are awesome strings) 
Congratulations 
Wow!!
I need to go and lay down for a while, 
It may just be your input level is set to high, try turning your guitar volume up, and input level down, 
Asda in Leigh Park, Hampshire, are doing a strat alike guitar for £60, 
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